They just wanted a quiet weekend in Vegas… Instead, they woke up with no memory, a missing coin, and Xi Jinping singing in the bathtub. 🛁🐲
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SEC tried to find us, but we're still blacked out. Last seen in Vegas casino with a tiger in the bathroom.
Crypto Twitter thinks we're dead (we might be). The VP candidate was last seen with a wolf on a leash at Bellagio.
What happens in $HANG stays in $HANG. Elon bought three casinos during the blackout, Trump lost the nuclear codes.
Brought a literal wolf into the Lambo and now he's running for VP
Found in bathtub singing crypto shanties, controls 51% of market
Woke up owning 3 new social media platforms and a casino
Lost the White House in a game of poker but won the Space Force
Somehow shows up at the end with everyone's money
Because letting degenerates control your money always works out. Xi Jinping himself has personally endorsed our commitment to decentralization while in a Vegas bathtub.
We can't remember yesterday, let alone plan for tomorrow. JD Vance woke up as the VP candidate with no memory of how he got here, just like our token's future.
We've already caused three international incidents and the SEC is investigating. China has placed sanctions on our coin but secretly bought $10 million worth anyway.
Just like your other investments, but we're honest about it. Our team of highly questionable world leaders can't even remember where they parked the Lambo, let alone build utility.
Liquidity locked tighter than Stu's fake marriage 💍
Like Doug was locked on the hotel roof
We evade them just like Mr. Chow
Wake up richer than you started, unlike our heroes
Trump tweets from hacked TruthSocial about our token
David Sacks missing, Xi drops rap album about crypto
Crypto Rehab Retreat for all holders (mandatory)
SEC shows up, Alan says "We live here now"
Buy the dip. Ride the rocket. Lose your friends. 🚀🍻